Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Merch Sizing Guide for 2026

How many times have you ordered a shirt online, waited a week, and then discovered it fits like a tent or a straightjacket?

You are not alone. Getting the right size for Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast merch can be tricky because each item is made to order. In this guide, you will learn how to measure yourself accurately, understand the size charts for our tees and hoodies, choose the right fit for your style, and know what to do if something doesn't work out. By the end, you will be able to order with confidence and avoid the hassle of exchanges. Let's get you a perfect fit for your Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast merch sizing needs.

How to Measure for the Perfect Fit

Before you look at any size chart, grab a soft measuring tape and a friend or a mirror. Measurements are most accurate when taken over a similar layer to what you will wear with the merch. For t-shirts, measure over a thin t-shirt. For hoodies, measure over a long-sleeve or hoodie you already own.

Step 1: Chest

Step 2: Length

Step 3: Sleeve

Pro tip: If you are between sizes, always go by your chest measurement first. The length and sleeve can be adjusted with how you wear the item, but a too-tight chest will never feel right.

T-Shirt and Hoodie Size Charts

Our print-on-demand partners use standard US sizing, but there can be small variations between products. Below are approximate measurements for our most popular items. Always refer to the specific product page size chart if available.

T-Shirts

Hoodies

Note: Sleeve lengths for hoodies are measured from center back. Hoodies also have 2-3 inches of stretch in the chest due to the fleece fabric.

Tips for Choosing the Right Size

Choosing the right size is not just about measurements. Consider how you want the garment to fit and how it will behave after washing.

• Think about your layering: If you plan to wear a hoodie over a thick sweater, go up one size from your chest measurement. If you want a slim, modern fit, stick with your exact chest size.
• Account for shrinkage: Cotton tees and hoodies can shrink 1-2 inches in length and 0.5-1 inch in chest after the first wash if machine dried. Order a size up if you prefer a looser fit after laundry. For example, if you are between M and L, choose L if you plan to tumble dry.
• Go for the vibe: Matt and Shane's designs often have a relaxed, worn-in feel. Many fans prefer a slightly oversized look, especially with the "Dawg" hoodie. If you want that classic skate aesthetic, take your chest measurement and add 2 inches.
• Check the product specifics: Not all hoodies are created equal. The "Goblin" tee has a heavier 6 oz fabric that holds its shape better than lighter shirts, so you can order true to size. The "Freak Parade" hoodie runs slightly short in the torso, so if you are tall, size up.

Common mistake: Assuming all sizes are the same across different shirt styles. A pre-shrunk tee and an unwashed hoodie will fit differently even if they are both labeled "L." Always read the description.

What to Do If Your Merch Doesn't Fit

Even with careful measuring, things can happen. Maybe you misjudged your size or the item shrank more than expected. Here is what to do:

• Double check the size chart: Compare your measurements against the chart on the product page. Sometimes the email confirmation does not include the exact specs, but the store page does.
• Reach out through our contact form: If you believe there was an error in the printing or sizing, let us know. We respond within 24 hours during business days. Include your order number and a photo of the item with a measuring tape if possible.
• Consider a different fit: You might discover that the cropped look of a hoodie is actually a new favorite. Or a shirt that is a bit loose can be tucked or shortened. Experiment with different styling before deciding to move on.
• Gift it: If the size is just not right for you, a fellow fan might love it. Our merch makes a great gift for anyone who appreciates Matt and Shane's humor.

Pro tip: Before washing, try on the item with the tags still attached. If it feels off, you can carefully repackage it and contact us right away. Once washed, the fit may change and we cannot guarantee exchanges on washed items due to the made-to-order nature.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I measure my chest for Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast merch?

What if I am between sizes on the size chart?

Do the t-shirts and hoodies shrink after washing?

How do I choose the right size for an oversized fit?

What is the typical fit of the hoodies?

Key Takeaways

• Measure your chest, length, and sleeves over similar layers for accuracy.
• Compare your measurements to the specific size chart for each product.
• Account for shrinkage: consider ordering up if you machine dry.
• For an oversized look, choose a size 1-2 inches larger than your chest.
• If your merch doesn't fit, contact us through the form for assistance.